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Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away
Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂
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Doing a Sith

When playing a console game like battlefront or call of duty and a team mate keeps killing you on purpose, they are evil like a Sith lord, hence Doing a Sith
"That son of a bitch killed me on purpose, he's doing a sith"
by LAMFJACKER November 17, 2019
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Doing a 2020

Context: 2020 refers to the year were it was proven in a life size experiment that Murphy's Law applies. Let us remember this adage: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".
Adhering to its application, citing Peter Drucker regarding the dealing on complexity of management; <<Drucker's Law>>: "If one thing goes wrong, everything else will, and at the same time."
Tracking monthly we may even expand to the <<Finagle's law of dynamic negatives>> a.k.a British wider axiom<<Sod's law>>: "Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment."

Related arguments:
- Australian bush fires/Kobe Bryant accident (the year started in mourn)
- Coronavirus pandemic
- Iran attacks US bases in Iraq / US kills Iranian general Iranian Qasem Soleimani (causing war fears)
- COVID-19 death toll rising (managing worldwide the pandemic)
- World's biggest lockdown (the management was poor)
- Olympics postponed (first time in history this major event is cancelled for other reasons than war)
- Bloodbath at the markets plummet
- Biggest Locust attacks (things going poorly at the worst possible moment)

<<Things went 2020>> already means by the end of June, as most of memes have pointed to "worst year ever - would not recomment", ranging from the fully active sci-fi to the epic post-apocalyptic world life.

Another applycation to this, is rephrasing or substituting "sh!t happens" or the current "F", massively and in all fronts.
- Don't worry, you will get out of this one, sh!t happens.
- I know bro, but right now it feel 2020 level sh!t all over.

- How is everything going at home?
- Man it is full 2020 here with the kids.

- I was so invested in that series and they are doing a 2020
- What?
- Yeah bro, they canceled it.

- How is your boyfriend doing?
- I had to brake up with him, he went 2020 last week.

- Dude what happened to your phone screen?
- I had it coming, girlfriend went 2020 on it over a joke.

- I had a feeling it would go 2020, everything was going too nice.

- I was in the zone! I don't know hwat happened.
- Bro 2020
by Pp_punto July 1, 2020
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Fish Dong

The near-mythical largest of dongs. Generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. Also known as 'Skinny Man BuhdonkaCock' the Fish Dong is a Dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. More of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.
"The only reason Marks still a virgin is that Fish Dong he's packing between his legs. He'd split a girl open like a turducken with that thing."
by Das Bigly April 22, 2010
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Tommy Dong

A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.

It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
Me: Ahhh Tommy Dong

Asian friend: You need help :(
by UrDadIsAMotherfucker May 22, 2019
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Granddaddy Dong

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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dingy dong thing

Guy 1- Bruv tell me why at da bash Courtney totes pulled me in da bedroom by my Dingy Dong Thing
Guy 2- Churchhhh
by Lakewood303 March 28, 2020
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