dialect panic

a phenomenon that may or may not happen when a speaker of a language tries to communicate with another speaker of a different dialect.

For example, a Spanish speaker from Mexico might worry that he might have trouble communicating with the Spaniards or perhaps, when an American trying to speak with Australians.

I always have a dialect panic when I'm traveling out of USA.

by JJJHC June 12, 2006

Diler

A person that has mammoth, crazy nice boobs. Has special ability to defy logic in debates. Usually seen in homeless shelters.

Wow! That girl is so Diler.
Look, you don't wanna end up a Diler.

by Shlumplking_47 June 4, 2021

Dialers Remorse

The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!

Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!

by Roy Frakelton June 28, 2007

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011

Dibler

A term often referred to the office dick handler. Once finished then proceeds to smell their fingers discreetly. The real question still remains, “does he know that we know”

“The diblers at it again!”
“Ol’ dick hands is 2 deep, pulling the double dibler!!”

by Mucket April 15, 2020

roy's dilemma

An unexpected penis in the anus.

Everything was going great at the orgy until I was faced with Roy's Dilemma.

by The Reverend Roysus September 30, 2013

Open Door Dilemma

When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.

The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.

by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009