9mm Discount

To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.

"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."

by OccamsChainsaw September 20, 2011

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion

I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.

by Rude Raven May 5, 2008

Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

Discocunt

someone who has no regard for other people on the dancefloor

Oh my god look at John Travolta over there.

I know!! What a discocunt.

by bengal city September 26, 2011

5 finger discount

To steal something. It originated from getting your 5 fingers chopped off your primary hand for theft.

"Yo! Where did you get those J's?"
"I got a 5 finger discount at footlocker!"

by Kaine harls June 14, 2016

hindu discount

After spend hours with an east indian family who are buying things for their home you give them the total of 12,000 dollars, to which they reply "I will give you 2000". So all the time you spent with them is not wasted you knock off a hundred or two dollars off the total to make the sale.

After spending all afternoon with them I finally had to give them a Hindu Discount just to make the sale.

by Randy Smith October 27, 2007