When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out
Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.
Duck paul just punched me in the face
Duck paul just punched me in the face
by Sqag June 30, 2014
Get the dirking outmug. by DirkaD October 30, 2009
Get the Dirk Visionmug. An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.
What a Dirk…
by TampaD November 23, 2021
Get the Dirkmug. The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
Get the Dirkmug. A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.
by FireSpring August 8, 2020
Get the Dirkmug. by halalmeat52749 April 13, 2025
Get the dirk dinkummug. he's a Justin and he is craked at Fortnite, my guy definitely not taken singly forever you can tell because he plays Fortnite
by notyourdad_ January 7, 2021
Get the dirkmug.