dick in the box

A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.

Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:

One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box

Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"

Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.

Honey I know it's our anniversary but if it helps I got you my dick in the box!

by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014

dick in the ear

when you stick your dick in maurice faedo's ear at a party.

guy1: "have you heard? maurice got a dick in the ear"
guy2: "yea he got it at some party"

by kkkforlife12 August 15, 2010

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

dick in the ground

Exhausted. Extremely tired.

After that shit show of a day, my dick's hitting the ground.

Those sedatives put his dick in the ground.

by Weirdshitclientssay September 8, 2017

Dick in da booty

act funny,shady, or peolpe that act slow

jaquanna:o u said 12x12 thought u said i'm well,i'm well

Shamika: dick in the booty

by meka January 28, 2004

Dick-in-da-butt

When some one says somthing stupid ; or is being an asshole ; or acting like a bitch ; and or getting on your nervs.; being mad corny

Stop hitting me , you fuking dick-in-da-butt

by PrCnIceBYtch July 8, 2007

Dick in the jukebox

when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and pisses his or her friends off

"Hey Doug! Stop puttin your dick in the jukebox and let's GOOOOO!!" "Chill the fuck out Darrel!"

by The Flying Cock April 29, 2010