projectile diarrhea

Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.

Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!

by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006

explosive diarrhea

Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated

Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...

by Uber Noob December 9, 2003

Diarrhagia

Formed by combining the Greek and Latin medical roots 'dia' meaning "through completely" and 'rrhagia' meaning "bloody or excessive discharge."

Also known by it's shortened version, "rrhag" or "rrhagia."

Example 1:

"Shit, I got that nasty rrhag today."

Example 2:

Jim: "What did you do last night to prepare for the marathon?"
Kimmy: "F**k, I actually went to happy hour and blacked out by 7. Feeling it today..."
Jim: "Aw shit, gurl. That sucks. Diarrhea?"
Kimmy: "Naw, worse... Diarrhagia."

by JGerkstain April 12, 2013

Diarrhoea

The other way to spell diarrhea.

Diarrhoea is just another way to spell diarrhea

by Inquisitive Walnut August 13, 2019

sweaty diarrhea

explosive shit that makes you sweat with waves of nauceousness. it feels like your insides are being shredded and burned. you feel as though you are going to die. the worst place to have it is school and work. it usually comes back to haunt you repeatedly.

my life flashed before my eyes as the sweaty diarrhea pains came over me

by shittyshit January 17, 2011

yellow diarrhea

when your pee desides to come out your anus, creating a yellowish brown substance that can't be held. since it comes out the anus, it is classified as diarrhea.

hey man, the party was amazing last night! until someone had yellow diarrhea and ruined the whole party.

by cool1256 May 7, 2017

I've got her diary

A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.

She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.

by OliveSnook January 6, 2009