Couch Drunk

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX

"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"

by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011

drunk catcher

An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.

The captain totally tweaked his ancle last night on a class 5 drunk catcher.

by gingerman September 8, 2005

mowed out drunk

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010

Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"

by Junior Soprano July 26, 2009

denkvs

Oldgen audio maker that hates online dating and dapumpkingod. Also he used to flip his ass of on rbxflip but lost is all XD!!!!! Also really sexy romanian with glasses who makes him even hotter :heart_eyes: Also he gets like 90 bitches per minute

Robloxian: NAME THE SEXIEST ROMANIAN AUDIO MAKER, GO!

Another Robloxian: EITHER DOOMSHOP OR DENKVS!!!!!!!!!!!

by not_tripple November 13, 2021

Air Drunk

When a person gets hyper, random and slurry, despite not consuming any alcohol or pot.

N: Is A high?
H: No, she's air drunk again.
N: Oh.
A: Hey, guys check it out...hehe... my palm tastes like the beach. Here, try it.

by aydooosa February 25, 2010