Derick

Derick is a homosexual who bleeds alot in his nose a lot and he has a crush on a man named "George Floyd"

Floyd - Hi Derick

Derick - *starts blushing* Hi.. floyd.. UwU *starts creaming so hard* sorry floyd..- some of my boy juice squirted out..

by QuantaviouslaviousBinglesquirt May 5, 2022

Dereck

unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!

Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.

Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.

"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."

by JJK♥ March 15, 2010

debockle

an unfortunate situation; a problem; much like when your in a pickle..

wow ur in quite the debockle.

by xoKi3rS10ox June 7, 2009

Derrock

v. to quit early; to stop before the finish line
n. someone who asks for handouts
sports- to derrick out in football to take a dive. in basketball- to cheer really really good. in golf- to use the foot wedge
what a derrick (look at that cheerleader)
Synonyms include democrat, leftwing bed-wetter
Afraid of men calling him sweetie in bright orange jumpsuits.

A derrick lifestyle is synonomous with the french. They quit early, surrender often, and have tendencies we cannot discuss.

by JBOB April 24, 2004

deock

slang for dick and meant to be more hurtful.

Dude, colin stole my dildo and pleasured his mom with it. He was being such a deock it's not even funny.

by Dhawk July 1, 2007

defrocking

my girl friend loves me ohh so much and this word proves it :) <33

"we are defrocking hanging out when you get back"

by lovin this girl to death;) August 23, 2011

debockery

An event that occurs that is both a debacle and mockery simultaneously. Usually follows a period mass confusion and immediate access to Google.com

Boy, that Britney Spears' preformance in the 2007 Music Awards was surely a debockery.

by Jackson E and Company October 3, 2008