Desperationship

A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.

Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?

Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Girl 1: Did you even like him?

Girl 2: No, not really.

Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.

Girl 2: Basically.

by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011

Desperate Doodle

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.

Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.

by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011

Demere

The most intelligent and person to walk on planet earth.

You are such a Demere.

by hello person that I dont know May 3, 2018

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

Damper in my pamper

An expression of disappointment. Used mainly to express how the current situation effects your mood in a negative way, comparing it to that of a wet diaper.

That really puts a damper in my pamper.

by Joshua Barkdull August 11, 2004

Desperate Kat

Desperate Kat

A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.

Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.

Hey dude!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!

by Morningpower December 18, 2011

demere

Demere's are small people and can make anything into a joke he is a good friend to have

Hi i am demere

by Evan belk March 14, 2018