2 millimeter defeater

a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality it’s huge

Girl :your dick is huge” You: “Yeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeater”

by 2 millimeter defeater May 7, 2022

democrates

To quote the definition for the singular, democrate: "It's Spelled Democrat, you fucking idiot."

"teh democrates r so stoopid. they think suddam hoosane was gude man. he no was gude man. why they no like war? war fun! war have big guns and tanks that shute ayrabs. ayrabs shude dy . like democrates. why no presudent george w. boosh make them go bang yet? democrates shude all be shuted."

by manofsand December 14, 2008

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

desecrate

The name of the best fucking local band in Burbank, California. Expect big things from them.

Desecrate kicks ass, did you get to hear 'X-Machine' off of their CD?

by Bitchin Kitchen December 14, 2003

2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class

"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE

by uwuga January 13, 2022

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

by Alex34234 April 10, 2006