data dick

A person schooled in an IT discipline who thinks he/she is God's gift to pretty much...everyone.

Larry installed printer drivers for the office pool. Now he's using that to offset his taped glasses to tap Janine. What a data dick.

by Quasimofo 2.0 November 15, 2011

Data bomb

A massive release of compromising data which has a disruptive effect on a government or large corporation.

Wikileaks released another data bomb today.

by Henry Beemis March 3, 2017

Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

by Shazamder April 22, 2010

sister data

Sharing your info (if you are a girl)with your sister.

Hi sis i need a private talk with you i wam going to give you some sister data .

by Earth Worm Sally May 15, 2018

data rape

When you give your phone number to someone through an online dating site, and they send lots of multimedia messages, depleting the data on your phone plan.

That guy from plenty of fish sent me memes every time he texted me today, and I've already used 90% of my data- total data rape.

by j monkey August 27, 2015

Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.

That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.

by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008

data nazi

An Information Tech person or computer geek who seeks to control all data within an organization and, thereby becomes an obstruction to others trying to share the data.

There is a work stoppage at the company because the data nazi won't allow people to send encrypted info on-line. She's overly conscientious about maintaining confidentiality.

by Abha Quimba April 24, 2009