dashboard confessional

very cool until the establishment turned them into merchandise.

Pillow cases adorned with C.C.'s face, embroidered DC wallets, and other such nonsense.

by akk November 27, 2003

Dashman

Dashman- Being a failure at everything you do, while also thinking you are actually 'good'.

E.g.

1. Attempting to run on a treadmill, falling off, getting an appalling time and still thinking you did well. -Dashman
2. Always the weak link on a team and when you fail you blame it on things which are 'apparently' out of your control (e.g "I was blind") -The weak guy is a bit low on Vitamin D

by Dr D215 September 23, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

An emo band which is largely listened to by spoiled rich kids who live very pampered lives, in the hopes that it makes them appear to be deep and thoughtful. Also, it turns guys into large vaginas, due to their liking it to impress their girlfriends.

Dashboard Confessionals suck, do you really need an example?

by Someone who likes good music July 3, 2006

dashboard confessional

pussies who cry and whine about their girlfriend dumping them and not getting any pussy

music isn't muysic unless its fueled by pussified fags on estrogen

by dyke November 9, 2004

Dashboard Confessional

Okay, now I'm not going to totally call Chris a total pussy here, but here's the deal with Dashboard. They aren't emo. As much as you'd like to think so, they just aren't. Hands Down is a fucking amazing song, so is Age Six Racer. Chris Carabba (or however you spell his last name) is talented, and I do enjoy a little Dashboard once in a while. I also think that he's writing from the heart and it's some good stuff. Emo?

He. Destroyed. Emo.

He took emo music and made it mainstream. He's all over TRL. He's on t-shirts (and not cool ones, like the one's with Bert McKraken from The Used, that say "Berty is my Homeboy" and he looks like Jesus).

And he cried during a song. That's too much. I mean, seriously? That's pathetic. Now, I cry too, I can be emo once in a while, but onstage, in front of like three thousand people? No. And he stopped the song too, didn't he? Man, that's bull. Kids don't want to see that. Kids want you to finish the damn song.

Now, please, do not flame me. Dashboard Confessional, by all means, is a good band. Definitely not "the best emo band ever", because Taking Back Sunday takes them, rapes them up the ass and runs over them with an 18-wheeler. Carabba is a good singer and a good guitarist and a good composer. Does he make emo music? No. Does he write thoughtful lyrics? If they make sense to you, then by all means, yes. Do they make sense to me? Sometimes, but usually I think it's crap.

Honestly, let's just categorize music into "rock". So Taking Back is "rock" and so is Dashboard. However, Taking Back Sunday is "good rock" and Dashboard Confessional is "not-so-good rock". Of course, their shittiness has NOTHING on Simple Plan. But that's another entry.

Plus, Chris waxes his eyebrows?

dude1: "so i LOOOOOVE dashboard confessional like so much!"

dude2: "taking back sunday will rape them up his waxed eyebrowed anushole and murder them with an emo knife"

by james f September 4, 2005

dashboard

a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america

alli: damn, my friends left me again
matt: how emo are you feeling?
alli: im dashboard emo

by chronser July 24, 2008

Dashboard Confessional

Not the best emo band ever, but still in the top 3, they rock, whoever doesn't listen to them needs mental help seriously

I am vindicated, I am selfish I am wrong. they are so totally emo, they rock

by nate a February 13, 2005