A rare type of man that will care for you and be there for you through every battle. He is beautiful in every way possible, he is smart and loyal, and always truthful. A Dan can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HIM!!!! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting him go.
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
by Simnonex November 23, 2021
Dan is a very cute person who most of the time is gay. They are decent a sports but most of the time gets carried. The name Dan usually get a boyfriend named Charlie. People named dan usually play baseball and basketball but are pretty trash at both.
by Big daddy haxs July 19, 2020
DAN is code word for Dumb Ass Ninja. You would expect that being a ninja they wouldn't be dumb, but like everything else, they are letting anybody become a ninja these days.
Yo man, I was watching Shoguns Assassin, I can't beleive those DAN's didn't kill him near the river.
by bannana-boat November 19, 2007
Dan is a great guy with an amazing but strange sense of humor. He is rather good looking. He is one of the best friends you could have in your life because he can make you laugh by just talking. He's hard not to love because of his obscene sense of humor. He really is a great person to be around and any girl would be lucky to be with him.
... Dan
by Unicornsaremybestfriend December 23, 2012
1. man of ultimate lameness.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
by 2do2 November 07, 2010
by Big bruh moment fr May 04, 2020
Someone that has social status, especially with the female, that resembles that of the great Dan Blizerian. (Nuon)
by dansfavoriteman December 17, 2020