Dont Even Gimme

Popularly used to express various emotions such as frustration, excitement, disappointment, surprise etc.

Can be said as “dont gimme” “dont even gimme dat” “dont gimme dis”

Can be used in serious situations and casually as well as jokes

“Dont even gimme dis math homework”

“Did you listen to the new skz album”
“Omg yeah dont gimme”

“Pffft dont gimme”

by ism_qab_may July 6, 2019

Dont laff!!...

Founded by the current king of unintentional cockringing, Stuart.

I don't need to explain what it means.

Person 1: "I just found out that I have herpes. Dont laff!!..."

Person 2: "Wot."

Person 3: "LOLF'MA!"

by 5* January 15, 2005

dont mac me off like a two bob

Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!

Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)

by Seany C August 6, 2006

DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.

Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)

by munkman September 19, 2011

Dont Woch Dat

Means Dont Worry About It

flex-Wha U Gunna Do 2 Him
Skypez-Dont Woch Dat Bruv

by Dont Woch February 8, 2008

dont give a cunt suck

1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems

Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."

Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."

Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"

Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."

by duneidn dayman February 21, 2010

Dont be so Mayo

phrase

Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.

"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.

In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"

by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011