donkey dick land

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.

Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009

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docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

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Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.

Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.

by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015

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donkey grab

while engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse grabbing the male by the balls and pulling as hard as one can until a donkey-like sound escapes from the male's mouth.

chuck donkey grabbed me in the locker room between classes. it hurt like a bitch.

by k07n February 4, 2016

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Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

by mungryy December 29, 2020

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