matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

demien desmond

likes anya forger.

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

Despondex

Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.

Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.

by ericri September 10, 2009

Dezmond

A Dezmond he is one handsome young man that likes to be to him self . He likes to do things like cuddling , eating ,and going for walks. A Dezmond is very independent person but often can be very loving to those special people in his life. He always get what he want because he knows just how to use his adorableness to win anyone over .

Various nicknames include : Dez

Dezmond loving self

by lildez December 22, 2016

Despondent

down in the dumps

Fayaz is despondent when Anthony misses their 3:30 PM hug appointment. See also: inconsolable.

by BrandonWalsh April 11, 2014