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deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Decaf

As a side note, this term was originally coined by yours truly while listening to "Porcelain", by Moby.

The scope of Decaf is broad, yet it references a very specific way of life; it hovers like a shadow of true authenticity in a commercialized world. The term Decaf aims for the depth of ancestral philosophies seeking Enlightenment and Virtue through a deeper understanding of the Self, yet it has the immediacy and availability of consumer goods/services in the modern Free Market. The Decaf way of life emphasizes some New Age values –spirituality, simplicity, holism, transcendence-, borrowed from ancient religions and cults, and satisfies the innate sense of peace and balance through readily purchasable products and services. The original values that they appeal to become exclusively one-dimensional, and the individual is endowed with an alternative, unorthodox identity grounded in Conformity and the lack of internal struggle. To be Decaf is to look for a false sense of self-fulfillment through ownership, trying to adapt the quest for Wisdom to daily life, rather than to adapt daily life to the quest of Wisdom.
The most Decaf thing you can imagine? Well, probably an executive with a ponytail, dressed in white linen, driving his Porsche 944 and listening to Pogo, heading for a meeting with Steve Jobs in a Zen Garden on top of a Mies Van Der Rohe skyscraper. Yikes!
by M. Llorente December 11, 2009
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degabong

Increadably potent bong near the means of knocking one's self unconcious.
Bob- Dude why am I on the floor

Jeff- You passed out after taking a hit of the "Degabong"
by Calro September 24, 2007
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Deafist

A person who discriminates against a person who is hearing impaired or deaf.
Person A: "I hate it when they leave the closed captioning on the TV."

Person B: "Dude, you're such a Deafist"
by FUELLER77 November 4, 2009
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Dejafood fart

Verb : A fart that smells just like the food you ate earlier in the day .
I had a {dejafood fart } it smelled like the cold pizza and milk I had for breakfast .
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012
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deafidom

An umbrella classification for all people who believe it doesn't matter whether hard of hearing or D/deaf, Sign/BSL/SSE or oral, it covers all.. "Deaf".
A Life in Deafidom... ..where it doesn't matter what? who? or eh?
by sirgarg November 11, 2013
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delafied

Walking with your hands in your pockets
That dude at the titty bar was so delafied, he couldnt hide it.
by brucecasteel May 14, 2015
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