the coolest couple alive. Bennett is amazing and is in love / longitude with Darby. Although Darby beat Bennett in squash, their athletic beef is always simmered when eating cookies together. Darby loves Bennett too, especially when he calls her at 4am to confess his love after a night out. Their relationship is better than yours will ever be so stay jealous and remember to always compare yourself to Darby and Bennett. Bennett is converting to Judaism because he finds it too annoying to take his cross off before committing sins. They enjoy watching movies together, but always end up too distracted to finish.
Woah I am so jealous of Darby and Bennett! I wish my relationship was that awesome.... instead I have an unathletic man with a small penis and Elmo boxers.
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