The Middle School Dating Cycle

The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.

* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.

Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.

Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.

The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.

Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.

* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks

"The Middle School Dating Cycle"

Bob: Jane likes Jim

Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!

( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)

Sarah: Jill likes Andrew

Bob: OMG! they Should go out!

by Luvguru1290 April 10, 2010

cycle

a euphemism for a female's menstrual cycle, used when one is too embarressed to say "period" but not wanting to say "time of the month"

Girl: If I act bitchy to you ignore me because i'm on my cycle.

by Skutner July 4, 2009

sex cycle

When you reach all the different bases with a different partner in one night. ie. you make out with someone, you get fingered or a hand-job from someone else, oral sex with yet another partner and finish the night going all the way!

Hey man, so I went to Bennigan's last night and totally pulled off the "sex cycle"...
Dude...Teach me!

by Overloaded April 27, 2009

cycle

In swimming, a cycle is 75 yards consisting of 25 yards of backstroke, breaststroke, and freestyle, in that order respectively. It is essentially a 100 IM without the fly.

Today's swimming warm-up will be four cycles.

by Jared 15 May 18, 2006

Everyday Cyclist™

A euphemism for a Fred.

An Everyday Cyclist™ may own a bike, ride a bike, and actually be reasonably fast on the bike, yet they do not know how to truly ride a bike.

A dilettante.

A personal trainer with a bicycle.

Jim illustrated, by his sloppy and dangerous paceline skills, that he's nothing more than an Everyday Cyclist™.

by Honest Abraham September 25, 2011

menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009

Krebs Cycle

The process in which 2 pyruvic acid molecules from glycolosis is converted into 8 NADH, 2 ATP, and 2 FADH2. Each yields NADH yields three ATP through the electron transport chain and each FADH2 yields 2 ATP. Oxygen is required to create a proton gradient so NADH and FADH2 so it could be converted into ATP by ATP Synthase, an enzyme. Since this requires Oxygen, this is a form of aerobic respiration. ATP synthase is located on the mitochondria membrane of eukaryotes and on the plasma membrane of prokaryotes.

I hate everyone who does not know what the Krebs Cycle is!

by JoshMiller March 21, 2004