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Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.
Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.
by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009
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cutting cycle

More commonly known as "dieting". This "cycle" usually follows a "bulking" cycle (where one weightlifts to gain mass/muscle at a rapid rate). The "cutting cycle" sheds the body of excess fat so muscle definition can be achieved.
"I've gained about 10lbs of muscle during my last cycle, but I still have about 20lbs of fat on me, so in a week I'll start my cutting cycle so I can lose the fat and see the muscle more easily."
by mikesmith September 23, 2006
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Never Ending Cycle

Band from Indiana

Member

Vocals-Nolan Minnix
Guitar/vocals-Jonathan Wilcox
Bass-Tj Dexx
Drum-Travis Lee aka NBR (Not Bob Ross)
Have you listened to Never Ending Cycle?

Oh no it’s Never Ending Cycle!

Fuck yeah It’s Never Ending Cycle

Never Ending Cycle is on Youtube and the have an album on Bandcamp.com? Hell yeah!
by 666awsome August 14, 2019
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Bat the cycle

When you have sex with at least one of each race: white, black, asian, hispanic.
Dude, I'm gonna go hit on that asian chick, I'm trying to bat the cycle.
by jeffshawman January 28, 2011
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The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.

* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.

Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.

Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.

The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.

Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.

* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks
"The Middle School Dating Cycle"

Bob: Jane likes Jim

Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!

( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)

Sarah: Jill likes Andrew

Bob: OMG! they Should go out!
by Luvguru1290 April 10, 2010
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sex cycle

When you reach all the different bases with a different partner in one night. ie. you make out with someone, you get fingered or a hand-job from someone else, oral sex with yet another partner and finish the night going all the way!
Hey man, so I went to Bennigan's last night and totally pulled off the "sex cycle"...
Dude...Teach me!
by Overloaded April 27, 2009
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menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month
i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009
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