For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.
Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!
by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016
Get the cuntfounded mug.an offensive phrase use similarly to the phrases "Asshole" "Douche Bag" and "Fucker". It can be applied to many situations. This could also be a reference to the object used to cover up a vagina for some one reason or another.
"That dude just knocked my phone out of my hand, what a cuntmuff!"
"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."
"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."
by John Jumnighn January 18, 2017
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An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.
by TurtleII June 12, 2018
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A piece of shit individual that thinks he gets his touches but, gets no buns at all. At one point in time he was the best short stop in South Eastern, Massachusetts . However due to lack of testosterone he lost his game. He can be seen driving a lifted piece of shit mid-sized GMC.
He consistently brags about gains in the gym but, has little to no muscle mass.
**CAUTION -If you have adderal or coke, he will steal it from you!**
A piece of shit individual that thinks he gets his touches but, gets no buns at all. At one point in time he was the best short stop in South Eastern, Massachusetts . However due to lack of testosterone he lost his game. He can be seen driving a lifted piece of shit mid-sized GMC.
He consistently brags about gains in the gym but, has little to no muscle mass.
**CAUTION -If you have adderal or coke, he will steal it from you!**
by Brothers of the KJB October 3, 2019
Get the Cuntbo mug.A cuntcooker is when a male fucks a girl so fast and hard that it begins to burn her uterus and vaginal walls from the inside due to friction.
Bro! I gave that bitch a cuntcooker last night! You should try it on Leann, but be careful, I had to get the fire extinguisher
by Chad back 69 April 1, 2020
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A person acting like a cunt but doing so consciously
Being aware that the person you are talking to is and is acting like a cunt. You act in a cuntious manner allowing the cunt to make a cunt out of themselves
A person acting like a cunt but doing so consciously
Being aware that the person you are talking to is and is acting like a cunt. You act in a cuntious manner allowing the cunt to make a cunt out of themselves
by Will5_m8 February 9, 2023
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