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Cummon Courtesy

Making an attempt to fulfill your partner’s oragasmic needs, and not just fucking solely for your own pleasure.
Daniella: I hung out with DeAndre last night, and he didn’t have cummon courtesy.

Sophia: What’s that?

Daniella: He fucked till he came & I laid there miserable & unsatisfied.
by Punnygirl118 March 13, 2018
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Cummings

The act of breaking legislation because you somehow believe that you are exempt from the laws in your country.
Hi mate, I've just done a Cummings by driving 270 miles to my rents as the rona legislation does not apply to me. Wow Dom! Did The Ragged haired Idiot specifically exclude you from the rona lockdown?
by DominicCummings May 24, 2020
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plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.
"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"
by Djduff November 1, 2017
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The Cumming Train

Before You Orgasm, Ask your partner if she hears the train cumming, she'll reply "no"?, when she says this you pull out your dick and turn her head to the side and cum in her ear and scream in the ear full of cum, Can you hear it cumming now.
I was fucking my girl yesterday, and i made her hear the cumming train
by lilwhiteguyfromdelaware February 27, 2009
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e.e. cummings

by Kevin March 26, 2003
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Molly Cummins

Hot girl #1: wow she is so hot
Hot girl #2: yes she is I bet her name is molly cummins
by KidneyThief July 18, 2020
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