crusted dumpling

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

by msmasdf December 28, 2013

butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Cum crust

The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her

Did u like that cum crust last night

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

crust god

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK

the CRUST god is CRUSTY

by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

Lotion Crust

The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.

When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.

Bro! What did you just fling at my face?

Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.

Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.

by whippersnapper March 5, 2012

Crust Lack

Crust lack is used by Italian-English to say something they don't understand but can also mean a swear.
Also is used to show lots of hatred to another.
If used wrong can be very offensive to others.

"Man that thing is Crust Lack"
"I swear that Crust Lack better shut his mouth"
"What's that Crust Lack"?

by ItaliaCraft December 7, 2011