Swamp cruiser - v. - when a person puts their face in another person's ass (preferably with separated cheeks) and shakes their head from side to side. Equivalent to the motorboat.
Example: Damn, Bro! You see the ass on that girl?! I just want to stick my face between those cheeks and give her a swamp cruiser!
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Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.
"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."
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Get the Alte Cruise mug.Boonie Cruise: - most often spur-of-the-moment, improviso, unpremeditated.
- going for a drive away from civilization with Family, good friend(s) & Kindred Spirit(s) ;
listening to awesome Tunes having no specific Itinerary, Destination, Time Frame or Game Plan on a lazy day where one has no responsibilities: “no deeds to do, no promises to keep”.
⁃ on the backroads and prairie trails leading to nowhere or to creeks, rivers, lakes,deep lush valleys, high hill tops, ghost towns.
- Down paths taking you to abandoned buildings, haunted houses, old schools, cemeteries, rock formations.
⁃ Exploring geographic and other Anomalies.
- breaking of rules and laws are sometimes involved
⁃ usually no cell service 1/2 the time so if you dont have a good play list downloaded you’re hooped ; or in our younger days some good 8 track tapes, cassettes, CD’s or a decent radio statition to listen to.
- going for a drive away from civilization with Family, good friend(s) & Kindred Spirit(s) ;
listening to awesome Tunes having no specific Itinerary, Destination, Time Frame or Game Plan on a lazy day where one has no responsibilities: “no deeds to do, no promises to keep”.
⁃ on the backroads and prairie trails leading to nowhere or to creeks, rivers, lakes,deep lush valleys, high hill tops, ghost towns.
- Down paths taking you to abandoned buildings, haunted houses, old schools, cemeteries, rock formations.
⁃ Exploring geographic and other Anomalies.
- breaking of rules and laws are sometimes involved
⁃ usually no cell service 1/2 the time so if you dont have a good play list downloaded you’re hooped ; or in our younger days some good 8 track tapes, cassettes, CD’s or a decent radio statition to listen to.
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Them: We have a project due tomorrow, the boss shouting at me, and the clients have been calling nonstop for the last two hours! Where the hell is John!?
Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.
Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.
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