crotchjew

To use one's body parts to get free stuff.

Man, that girl totally crotchjewed the cashier when she flashed him and got Biggie Fries for free.

by the_chavi May 6, 2004

crotchfest

a skankwhose also permiscuous

Oh my gosh look at that girl shes such a crotchfest

by Krazy April 18, 2003

crotchless

Without the crotch, not less crotch.. no crotch at all.

Person 1: man! that guy doesnt have a crotch!!

Person 2: you mean hes crotchless..?

Person 1: yeah, crotchless

by William Mayoral March 20, 2005

crotchbender

A woman who takes away a man's will to live by bending his mental penis to the point it is at a 90 degree angle.

Linda sure can be a crotchbender to Mark.

by Katmando August 21, 2006

crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019

Crotchberry

When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.

"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."

"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."

by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009

Crouchiemon

Used to describe someone/something that is so unmistakably filthy, dirty but at the same time out and out hilarious.
Often in the company of other mad creatures which tend to urinate on one another.

That guy was so crouchiemon

by Tullymon January 28, 2011