cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006

cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp

"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."

by Josepolis January 17, 2008

foot coaster

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.

Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.

Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.

by Shoelace May 8, 2007

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

Roller-Coaster Situation

Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.

Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night

Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.

Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation

by Urban_Wurd June 16, 2011