cryptocuck

Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.

Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.

by graciasdaren May 31, 2018

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 31, 2011

Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011

criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

by josh November 21, 2003

The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform

Elrond is the best cryptocurrency in the world

by Sffr February 8, 2021

criptappin

criptapin is when you do a type of crip walk sitting down simple if taught discoveredin middle school

by sampson jones November 5, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003