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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
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How's It Creaming?

"Hey, Jack! How's it creaming?"
"It's creaming great bro, thanks for asking!"
by CreamBoy97 October 7, 2021
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Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.
Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method
by 45BonQueef May 18, 2024
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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