banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011

rusty creamer

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's ass, pulling out, and immediately entering her vagina.

Tommy gave me a Rusty Creamer last night, and now chocha feels weird.

by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014

butt creamery

When ejaculate enters into the rectum and is stirred or whipped through the action of thrusting until the ejaculate is a cream like substance.

In the short story Victory Lap a damaged young man is unable to stop excessive use of expletives. He states "cock, cunt, slut, shit, fuck, butt creamery."

by literaryexpert January 26, 2015

Cannoli Creamer

Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.

Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

powdered creamers

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.

My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

by kungfumelissa April 22, 2018

conor creamer

gey boi who like peen

conor creamer boi

by biggieboi April 8, 2019

Oreo Creamer

An Oreo Creamer is a sexual position where two black men spit roast a white female and cum into her from both end. Depending on how well endowed the white female is it can be considered single or double stuf.

Credit General_Mashiro

Man 1: Hey guys I'm back my mom just made me coffee with her Oreo Creamer!
Man 2: That's nasty dude I don't need to hear about your mother's sexual life.
Man 1: Oh shit I meant the coffee additive not the sexual position.

by Jin-Actual April 22, 2019