Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

by Nathandar August 27, 2010

Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010

Craspberry

1. The combination of cranberry and raspberry in any food stuffs, cosmetics or any other form.
2. Of prime quality

Sure, do you want a glass of craspberry juice?

by TheRaspDuck June 11, 2011

crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.

Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.

by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014

crapshitvatard

Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.

It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".

Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.

Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"

CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"

by 100 106 116 July 22, 2018

Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year

Officer craps n shits killed a baby

by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005