Creamed

When you fuck up your chances with hoes by being vagina repellent

Joe 1: Bro did you see how Chris creamed that shit
Joe 2: yeah that fag Aint ever finna get pussy

by ketaminerocks69 November 23, 2019

Creamed Corn

A facial or creampie applied to someone with a name beginning with the letter "C".

Hey, Corrine.. Wanna make some Creamed Corn tonight?

by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020

Creamed ice

A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.

Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.

by SodaWithoutSparkles July 28, 2021

Crammed

Constantly experiencing any kind of misfortune with everything you do.

John: Hey, how are you doing today?
Charlie: Not good, I got crammed.
John: Really, what happened this time?
Charlie: I got expelled from school for cheating on a test... Again...
John: Charliiiieeee....

by MaB3lly October 4, 2021

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Creamed Down

When you like your creamer with a side of coffee.

Like when something is watered down, but with cream.

Bro like his shit creamed down for real.

by Sideofcoffee October 27, 2023

Creamed

To beat someone real bad in a sport or game.

We played a few rounds of Kemps against another couple, our team creamed them.

by foodboy96 January 19, 2024