deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
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by Mega dude December 2, 2019
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by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
Get the Counterclockwise mug.A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.
"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."
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Though inherently less competent/efficient than her plain-Jane co-worker Miss Blips, the drop-dead-gorgeous Miss Buxley always tries her best to do a good job so that her male-chauvinist "dirty old man" boss, General Amos T. Halftrack, will let her keep her job as a secretary at Camp Swampy, and thus she will not be obliged to debase herself by asking him for a renude contract, much as he would love to have her do so.
by QuacksO October 10, 2017
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MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.
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