Council Rock North 3rd Floor West 

Out of a school district with ten thousand kids, it is safe to say only around a dozen of them have ever been to 3rd floor west. 3rd floor west always smells like dying animals, and has no purpose aside from providing the freshmen girls with a bathroom to gossip in and giving hallways for students to walk around in when they take a bathroom pass and leave their boring 3rd floor East class for 20 minutes.

Half the classrooms are always empty, and the other classes are honors classes that are only used for 2 classes a day. Nobody has been there, and nobody knows what goes down there.

“What happens in Council Rock North 3rd Floor West?”

“I heard Biggie and Tupac chill there from time to time. Can’t confirm, never been there.”

Council Rock North 3rd Floor West by saturdaysarefortheboyss July 28, 2020

council pop 

Cheap pop music in a pseudo-post-modern-but-not-post-ironic way. See: Girls Aloud, Sugababes

What's your favourite genre of music?

Council Pop.

council pop by YeahPoptart! December 28, 2005

council rock 

im going to quote a friend of mines on this one, when we were talking about council rock in a school in philly
"Everyone at Council Rocck is a bunch of nerds"

that statement couldn't be more true

the asshole from council rock dont know shit either

look at me i drive a bmw, or a mercedes
stfu nerd""""""'

uh oh you live in a big house, i rather live in a fucking garbage can than live in a huge house, whats the point of living in a big house, my music and my skateboard(birdhouse) is my only house.
nerds nerds

who wants to live in the suburb's anyway

are you fucking stupid

Philly is 343434 more times better

we have x games skatepark,
love park(rip) club hp(rip)

the electric factory, the troc,

and the tweeter center is considered in phily, so if you live in council rock you live further away you nerd ill p0ut more later

your all nerds, my band is going to blow council rock away when we play a show there, to mess the place up

council rock by SFB my band April 28, 2005

Council Of Elders 

A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.

Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.

Council Of Elders by EricKay(credit to Benson) September 7, 2009

council juice 

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

council juice by martin October 16, 2004

Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

Council Lube by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

Council limo 

A term used for buses in Lothian that used to be owned by the council

I don't need a lift home, I'm just gonna get the council limo home

Council limo by rbrascal January 20, 2011