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Closet case

A gay person who is unable to admit they're gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers.

It's not fun to be a closet case. You shouldn't make fun of someone who is a closet case. Gay teenagers are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than straight teenagers.

Who can blame them, really, when they grow up thinking something is unchangeably wrong with them?
Jake is 19 and still a closet case... sad
by nobody356789076e May 1, 2010
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Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
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closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
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Consett

a small disease ridden town smacked between lanchester and Stanley full of Sunderland and Newcastle supporters who think they're hard and get drunk on the streets full of little Consett academy chavs who like to spend their time having a shark and vaping they like to harass the elderly and throw stones at single mothers.
Have you been to Consett? Why would I go there.
by diggsy_malone December 27, 2018
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Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
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closet ninja

A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
by AmericanSwagSociety December 26, 2010
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Closet Dutertard

A person who always defend Duterte by starting off sentences

"I'm not pro-Duterte but...."
That guy is obviously a DDS but he still refuse to admit the true color of his politexuality, he's a Closet Dutertard
by PutokSaBuho May 8, 2020
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