A carlisle story (loosely based on English professional footballer who plays as a central defender for Championship side Burnley.) is a story told to an audience that has a beginning, a middle, and then just ends. There is a bunch of stuff in the story, but only useless background information that nobody really needs to know about. However, there is no climax (see also: carlisle's sexual abilities), and no end. When you are listening to a "carlisle" speak, and at the point you think to yourself, "Wait is that it"? That is the end of the story
Example carlisle story: I had to go to the mall so I grabbed by hat, my banana, my $.45 and my... Interesting story about the 45 cents. The machine cheated me out of it. Anyways, so I'm there at the mall, and I had a fruit cup.
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word cool. Taken from the word cool and incorporated the spanish
adjective ilisimo (refelection of the importance of the word cool).
In extreme measures the word may be as flexible as possible to define
more coolness.
Random Person: Did you see the ring on that girl's hand?
Answer: I know, it is Coolisimo.
Random Person: Can you throw the trash out?
Answer: Coolisimo!
Not only was that purse purchased at a good bargain, but it is COOLISISISIMO!
That fake Versace purse is coolisimo.
Random Person: Did you see the ring on that girl's hand?
Answer: I know, it is Coolisimo.
Random Person: Can you throw the trash out?
Answer: Coolisimo!
Not only was that purse purchased at a good bargain, but it is COOLISISISIMO!
That fake Versace purse is coolisimo.
Answer: I know, it is Coolisimo.
Random Person: Can you throw the trash out?
Answer: Coolisimo!
Not only was that purse purchased at a good bargain, but it is COOLISISISIMO!
That fake Versace purse is coolisimo.
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If your last name is Collishaw it means you are the most precious, loving person there is. A Collishaw is the boy or girl to make perfect relationship material, who loves those late night cuddles while watching films. Collishaws are good looking or beautiful people who have the talent to wow with their looks and to touch the hearts of those closest to them. As well as being one of the best lovers they also make the bestest of friends who will always be loyal and never leave your side
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If your last name is Collishaw it means you are the most precious, loving person there is. A Collishaw is the boy or girl to make perfect relationship material, who loves those late night cuddles while watching films. Collishaws are good looking or beautiful people who have the talent to wow with their looks and to touch the hearts of those closest to them. As well as being one of the best lovers they also make the bestest of friends who will always be loyal and never leave your side
A Collishaw is someone who you couldn't live without
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