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dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero
My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.
by catwoman64 June 28, 2011
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cokiena

“we finna cokiena tonight dawg
by trappinwithhunk February 11, 2019
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cookie

by sharks28 October 25, 2016
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cookie brain

When you eat lots of cookies of too many varieties, and thus require the use of reserve brain power to process said cookies
Person 1: i don't know i just say things, particularly now in my compromised mental state.

Person 2: sleep dep?

Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.
by Zipline Pro December 16, 2010
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Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
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jerk cooking

jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.
Pimento wood is what gives true jerk cooking its unique flavor. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.
by jerkmaster January 17, 2008
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Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
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