Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 12, 2022
THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022
by angelgirl99 August 29, 2022
1) to react in an intensely irrarional manner
2) an overwhelming feeling of emotions, often causing a complete and total breakdown
3) an absurdity
2) an overwhelming feeling of emotions, often causing a complete and total breakdown
3) an absurdity
by hanazoew March 16, 2008
A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.
by Shitphototaker69 February 02, 2024
by birrel May 05, 2023