Cook Off 

When firing a gun for extended periods of time, the barrel becomes so hot that rounds in the chamber ignite from the ambient heat instead of from the firing pin striking the primer. Cook offs are dangerous because they rarely occur immediately after loading the round and because it's impossible to tell when or if it will happen.

My AR-15 barrel was smoking half-way through the torture test, so I dipped it in water to avoid any potential ammunition cook offs.

Cook Off by PinkPanzer December 21, 2010

Cook Sourcing 

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege

The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.

Cook Sourcing by Skippy Sleestak November 5, 2010

Cook bacon 

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

Cook bacon by Patman888 August 19, 2016

cook slag 

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.

"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".

cook slag by Snugalugs August 11, 2019

Cook Me Dinner 

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"

Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman

Cook Me Dinner by WTMS369 September 7, 2020

Cook the child 

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

Cook the child by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

Cook Krang by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022