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Male Birth Control

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.
Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft
by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013
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control freak

someone who has a habitual desire to take charge and to make sure things go their way
A control freak can have a tendency to become obsessive.
by Gerard Irick January 29, 2010
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control unit

The control unit is primarily responsible for directing all the activities of the computer. It also manages interactions between the other components in the computer system. In addition, the control unit contains both hardwired instructions (called microcode or microprograms) to perform operations. An example of an instruction might be the command to fetch information from memory. In older systems, the control unit would be a large number of integrated circuits on a circuit card. On a microprocessor-based system, the control unit is part of the microprocessor.
I the control unit determines when the user's commands will be proccessed.
by karog December 27, 2003
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Controller Hero

The act of playing Guitar Hero but with the controller instead of the traditional way with the guitar.
"Paul, want to play Guitar hero man?"
*Hands Guitar*
"Yeh Paul, but i play with the controller. Its easier."

"Thats more like Controller Hero if you ask me."
by JessicaJEALOUSY December 9, 2008
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emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about
- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control
by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007
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Throwing Controller Pissed

When someone plays video games and gets so pissed off that they throw their controller in a fit of rage. Sometimes one will have a designated controller just for throwing.
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night and I got Throwing Controller Pissed.
by Lord Maher August 18, 2010
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Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.
I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.
by flying ferne December 15, 2010
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