cum conquistador

a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight

Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?

Why yes! He nutted on carol!

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk November 10, 2021

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

by Chopbag October 5, 2023

Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021

Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.

“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”

by Honest2n March 23, 2024