Conkflippers

A slang term for an underwater creature that only eats first born babies and is rumored to be related to William Shatner. It manifests itselfs in the shape of unicorns or platypus (plural-platypi).

"Watch out for that huge conkflipper!"

"That was the biggest conkflipper I've ever seen!"

"I didn't know conkflippers were related to platypi!"

by pinkellies41 March 31, 2009

Conklin Vengeance

Zacky Vengeance fan; filipino
speaks tagalog/Filipino
Makati
Jan Conklin ''Vengeance'' Edig

Guy: Do you see that guy??
Girl: You mean the guy that's wearing the Avenged Sevenfold hat, shirt, shoes, pants, and has a tattoo of Zacky Vengeance on his upper arm??
Guy: Yea...
Girl: Oh. Yea I see him. He looks like a Conklin Vengeance.
Guy: Oh trust me. He iss!

by ConklinVengeanceFan!!\m/ August 21, 2010

conkybobs

If your name is Connor and you become an uncle, you could be known as Uncle Conkybobs.

Woman 1: "Hey Connor! I heard you became an uncle recently. Congratulations Uncle Conkybobs!"
Connor: "Thanks."

by fuckmejesuschrist November 9, 2010

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 23, 2009

conkin

to fall asleep/go to sleep.

typically, u conk out after much exertions in exercise, hours of mental strain or if you are bunned out after many a spliff.

stoner 1: we played football for time earlier.. after that next zut im conkin out lol
stoner 2: ye same loool

by PLAiSTOW KiD May 24, 2010

Conker hunt

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.

'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'

by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011