Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.
Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.
by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011
Get the Thorndike Confused Cat mug.The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.
Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.
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an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.
by ella October 26, 2004
Get the dazed and confused mug.A section or sequence in a film, music video or any part of life that causes confusion. Usually a poorly thought out sequence that breaks from continuity or has bad camera angles and tracking. A chain of events that makes one confused.
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.
the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.
1: that movie was so confusing.
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.
1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.
1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!
by love em November 28, 2012
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Get the confused mug.Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008
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