Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

Confuckingvenient

Something that fits well into one person’s situation but completely fucks another person right in the asshole.

"Oh so you forgot to tell me you invited all of your boyfriends to our house for cocktails tonight? How confuckingvenient.'

by kalindgr January 15, 2021

Confushing

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by ImJaden. May 11, 2021

Connering

The act of inviting your xbox friends to parties even though you know for a fact they are at work

Man this guy keeps connering me even though he knows I'm at work

by Themans01 August 8, 2021

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022

Connering

Sayin tings when no one asks

Zachs “connering” when he started talking about his whip

by StoneCold Steve Austinn March 28, 2022

Confusigled

Meaning shocked, confused and happy at the same time.

"I'm so confusigled right now oh my gosh thanks. ".

by Youmotherthinksimcute April 4, 2022