confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

confuddled

confused and befuddled.

Jen: He was going to go to Bom's house but he didn't because of the cat.
Mark: What? I'm confuddled.

by beckie__ August 15, 2006

Confuckled

Confused beyond fuck.

What the hell is going on here? I'm confuckled.

by tweek45345 February 12, 2013

Racially Confused

One who is confused or unaware of their own race.

That white guy must be racially confused otherwise he wouldn't be rapping.

by Maddy K 99 April 19, 2010

Confuddled

A state where a person becomes so confused, thier brain shuts down discontinuing further function, primarily to the mouth and speach function.

Bob: .....*drools*
Dan: See what happens when you come home late from the bar.
See Women

by Tom Cruise November 2, 2004