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Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.
Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.
by Aerohed March 14, 2018
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Confuckinfused

Being in a state of confusion; very very confused
I’m so confuckinfused on my homework.
by Avaaaaaaa May 6, 2019
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Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work
Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019
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Confuckled

To be confused but would like to seem funny
Bruh this test got me confuckled
by Ashley is a qy October 30, 2019
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confucktion

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.
by Little Bun May 3, 2022
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Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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satellite confucktion

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.
by meckox May 31, 2010
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