Cunnilingus

The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.

"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"

"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011

cunnilingus

cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking

fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is when you stick your hands in a girls pussy and pull out a big black terd and rub it on your penis

Cunnilingus is when you eat a girls pussy then dig in and find some poop and get it then slowly stick it in her ass and send that shit back to her stomach

by hairy April 13, 2005

connlingus

Just the right word to use when you are too ignorant to spell 'cunnilingus' correctly.

A: "I'll give her some good connlingus tonight"
B: "Is that some prison sex act?"
A: "Nah, man, I'm just gonna lick her vag."
B: "Bruh... check your spelling."

by GramMaMan July 4, 2018

Cunnilingus

I came here from offline tv and this word basically means eating ass

I gave that girl good cunnilingus last night

by HiGhaiyyas March 10, 2020

Cunnilingus

Slang for Oral sex

They were engaging in cunnilingus

by Muddah May 8, 2020

cunnilingus

Left, left, right, left, right, up, i mean down, up, down, left, right, up.

Arin: "blehelelaslalegehehe"
Danny "sexbang" Avidan: "and that's how you do cunnilingus"

by im_jjoeyy September 8, 2021