commie dachshund

a large, fully engorged, raging hard-on, also affectionately referred to as 'red hot dog'.
hey, i bumped into a hot guyfriend that i've been thinking about for weeks. feel so flushed with anticipation, because he said he wanted to play hide and seek with me and his 'commie dachshund', this saturday night.
by wamazon February 09, 2011
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cum commie

most hardcore, most glorious sex enthusiast to ever exist since the birth of King Tamba. All the women wants to claim him, but he can never belong to one single women.
girl 1 : did you know cum commie has a harem?!
girl 2 : omg yes I so wanna be part of it!!
by AvidSexEnthusiast6969 March 03, 2021
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grammar commie

Person who gives forum n00bs a hard time, they are obsessed with grammar and are usually moderators and admins, who ban people for bad grammar and they think its theyre day job
*n00b*:mi r os 1337,mi t3h 6wn3r
*grammar commie*:*bans n00b* another n00b eliminated
by Speedy00 April 30, 2007
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blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.
Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!
by A friend April 17, 2004
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cosplay commie

Armchair Marxist. A typical sheltered, white, suburban, upper middle class college student of any shit tier degree like arts, sociology etc. With his soyboy levels off the charts always joins an antifa branch because he never was part of any group, probably sat alone at lunch in school. Hates capitalism yet always wears branded clothes and haves the newest iphone.

Hated by everyone, from actual communists for being a poser and a part of the bourgeoisie, to the fascists who regret being economically socialist after they encounter one and even other cosplay commies because they are always in competition who can virtue signal more.
A: Why is that fag screaming at the preacher?
B: Something, something, religion is the poison of the masses.
A: What a cosplay commie.
by Dick cheese enthusiast February 05, 2018
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Yellow commie

The most offensive word used as a insult to the most annoying Asian you know because Asians are yellow and China is communist. This word is the result of me being stoned
Vinson: (walks into class)
Me: Fuck of you fucking Yellow Commie
Vinson: shut up asshole

Me: whatever fucking banana, suck another dick
by TrueBeaner August 31, 2017
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Commie cake

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.
"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"
by Curtis Meyer April 05, 2010
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