comma whore

A person who is writing(say a short story or an essay), but uses too many commas

Teacher: How many commas did you put in your short story?
Random Kid: 417.
Teacher: Don't be a comma whore!

by 11eryxin February 26, 2019

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand

A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas

by Sol618 August 25, 2022

Comma fever

when you use comma (,) too much.
like i do, dont get comma fever

i, have, comma fever, help, me,

by Not_Ice March 30, 2022

no comma for the drama

A period of time spent dealing with someone or something's attention wanting: brouhaha: overblown theatrics or TMI

"she goes on and on, but i've got no comma for the drama"
"Girl, with a face like that, I might have a comma for that drama."
"Save yourself, put a comma in the drama".

by heavenlystates May 9, 2021

Terminal Comma

A comma at the end of a comment, clause or even otherwise-perfect sentence that then receives no continuation.

My cousin used the terminal comma when she sent me this text message:

> Wow, grandma didn't invite you to the family get-together,

and then all my cousins and brother went to the movies.

by Sittias June 1, 2021