fudge commando

A male homosexual.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot fudge commando!

by sbo January 2, 2014

.Com Commando

Someone who talks a lot of trash on the internet but in reality are very weak

"Yo dude did you see what Josh was saying in the group chat? he was claiming he would beat ur ass"

"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"

by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019

Orbital Commander

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line

In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.

by The Freshman King January 18, 2020

the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.

Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.

by milkatraz October 26, 2004

Screen Shot Commando

A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.

That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?

by Tool Hater March 2, 2010

commander and theif

see George w. bush

I think you know come on.

by Aeris November 17, 2003

Commando

To go without wearing underwear. As a long-standing tradition, some theater Benetians will go without underwear on closing night of a performance, going "commando".

"Are you going commando?"
"In this rented costume? No way!"

by K16 May 16, 2006