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Coconut Delight

The act of feltching a colostomy stoma (orifice surgically created on the abdomen in order for a colostomy bag to attach)... In much the same way a dehydrated Robinson Crusoe attacked the nectar of his first life-giving coconut.
The homeless, post-surgery homeless man lacked anything to offer a potential patron to augment his treasury... Ah! He made available his made-made opening for a Coconut Delight.
by S-S-S June 28, 2008
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tragedy of the commons

When a finite resource is exploited by one and all, with the rationale that if I don't exploit it my brother will. The end result is the exhaustion of that resource. i.e. hoarding.
The massacre of the buffalo in America by early settlers for sheer sport, was a completely unneccessary tragedy of the commons.
by Tony Pease August 28, 2003
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dot common

Description of ho-hum, everyday occurrences online.
Russian hacking of our newsfeeds, our election and our online lives overall has become entirely dot common.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2019
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the commons

A place at Hempfield Highschool where niggers and spics are drawn. An area that becoms unpassable and very loud between classes.
person 1:I saw a cop in the commons today

person 2: you mean the hhs zoo?
by 123456789eryery January 13, 2011
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Coconato

HOT! Most amazing person you will ever meet!
Andrew Coconato
by Ricem July 10, 2010
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coconut shovel

When you ejaculate on a girls breasts and she knocks you out with them right after
I brought Susie home and she hit me with a coconut shovel and haven't heard from her since.
by CumChubbs May 14, 2015
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Coconut Phone

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.
We need to get business for this food truck. I'm going to get on the coconut phone and make it happen.
by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016
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